whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via sorry)

brother-touching-wincest:

On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.

(Source: damrnitsammy, via sorry)

irenebadler:

the next time you touch my laptop will be the last time you have hands

(via sorry)

kfcofficial:

breebreeisacutiepie:

surrounded-by-broken-mirrors:

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

or ya know, not even a choice

I’m sorry, I just like McDonalds’ food better than yours!

have you ever been to kfc son

(via sorry)

h0odrich:

is it rude to ask for ur virginity back??

(via powpowmeowmeow)